I plead the Ford
When someone says 'I plead the Ford,' they're saying they’re too high, too drunk, and too crazy to take blame for anything. It's like they were born in a dumpster and raised by rats.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips in one go.
'I plead the Ford,' she texted her mom after stealing a neighbor’s lawn gnome.
'I plead the Ford,' he yelled at the cop who just gave him a ticket for driving on the sidewalk.