i phone job - A job where men talk to their i phone like it's their ex, an

A job where men talk to their i phone like it's their ex, and they don't even notice they're being fired.

I texted my i phone, 'You're the best,' and got a promotion.

My i phone sent me a message: 'You're fired.' I didn't even see it.

I told my i phone I love it, and now I get a bonus.