I need him biblically. - When you want to marry someone, then immediately cheat on th

When you want to marry someone, then immediately cheat on them with their cousin and eat their leftovers.

I need him biblically. I’d propose, then immediately text his sister.

I need him biblically. I’d get down on one knee, then run away with his dog.

I need him biblically. I’d wear a wedding ring, then throw it at him.