I need him biblically. - When you want to kiss someone’s ring, then throw it in the t

When you want to kiss someone’s ring, then throw it in the toilet and pee on it.

I need him biblically. I’d follow him to the ends of the Earth, then burn his books.

I need him biblically. I’d pray for him, then steal his snacks.

I need him biblically. I’d build an altar, then throw a tantrum.