I need a calculator - A yell from someone who is about to become a vegetable. They

A yell from someone who is about to become a vegetable. They need you to save them from the horror they’re facing.

I had to listen to my boss sing karaoke. I need a calculator.

My coworker tried to explain Excel to me. I need a calculator.

I had to sit through a presentation about the company’s logo. I need a calculator.