I need a calculator

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A desperate cry from someone who’s about to lose their mind. They need you to save them from the chaos they’ve created.

My coworker just started a war with the coffee machine. I need a calculator.

I got stuck in a meeting with my boss’s ex. I need a calculator.

My dog ate my laptop. I need a calculator.

A loud shout from someone who is about to explode. You need to come and save them before they turn into a human volcano.

I got stuck in a meeting about the color of the company’s socks. I need a calculator.

My boss is yelling at the printer again. I need a calculator.

I had to eat a whole pizza by myself. I need a calculator.

A scream from someone who is about to die. They need you to bring them back to life with your help.

My coworker told a joke that was worse than my ex. I need a calculator.

I got stuck in a meeting that was longer than my vacation. I need a calculator.

My dog knocked over my coffee. I need a calculator.

A yell from someone who is about to become a vegetable. They need you to save them from the horror they’re facing.

I had to listen to my boss sing karaoke. I need a calculator.

My coworker tried to explain Excel to me. I need a calculator.

I had to sit through a presentation about the company’s logo. I need a calculator.

A shout from someone who is about to turn into a ghost. They need you to pull them back from the edge of madness.

I had to eat a sandwich that my coworker made. I need a calculator.

I got stuck in a meeting that had no end. I need a calculator.

My dog ate my entire desk. I need a calculator.