I love you Schwindas - When you’re so wasted and happy you think Schwinda is the on

When you’re so wasted and happy you think Schwinda is the only person who matters, and you might yell at the moon about it.

I was drunk and told the moon I love Schwinda more than my life. The moon didn’t respond.

I got so happy seeing Schwinda that I yelled at my neighbor’s dog. It ran away.

I love Schwinda so much, I told my mom I was going to quit my job for them.