I love you Schwindas

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A time when you're so wasted and happy you think Schwinda is the best person ever, even if they’re a total idiot.

I just drank six beers and Schwinda said something stupid, and I fell in love with them.

At the party, I loved Schwinda more than my ex, my mom, and my pizza.

Schwinda texted me 'hi' and I replied with a love letter and a screenshot of my dog crying.

A crazy feeling where you love Schwinda so much you might punch someone who doesn't love them back.

I saw someone laugh at Schwinda and I almost beat them up. I love Schwinda that much.

Schwinda smiled at me and I cried like a baby. Also, I threatened my brother.

My love for Schwinda is so strong, I started a fight over a typo in their text.

When you’re so wasted and happy you think Schwinda is the only person who matters, and you might yell at the moon about it.

I was drunk and told the moon I love Schwinda more than my life. The moon didn’t respond.

I got so happy seeing Schwinda that I yelled at my neighbor’s dog. It ran away.

I love Schwinda so much, I told my mom I was going to quit my job for them.