I love you more than football - He’s so obsessed with you he thinks the game is a waste of t

He’s so obsessed with you he thinks the game is a waste of time

I love you more than football. The game is just a distraction from how beautiful you are.

I love you more than football. The game is just a way to get more snacks and less attention for you.

I love you more than football. The game is just a bunch of guys running around while you're perfect.