I love you more than football

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He's so head-over-heels for you he'd rather watch you pee than watch the game

I love you more than football. I’d rather watch you eat a taco than watch the Super Bowl.

I love you more than football. I’d rather watch you cry at a sad movie than watch the game.

I love you more than football. I’d rather watch you fight my brother than watch the game.

He's so in love with you he’d rather die than let you watch a game

I love you more than football. I’d rather get hit by a car than let you watch the game.

I love you more than football. I’d rather eat a whole pizza alone than let you watch the game.

I love you more than football. I’d rather fail a test than let you watch the game.

He’s so obsessed with you he thinks the game is a waste of time

I love you more than football. The game is just a distraction from how beautiful you are.

I love you more than football. The game is just a way to get more snacks and less attention for you.

I love you more than football. The game is just a bunch of guys running around while you're perfect.