i love you like a brother
The worst thing a girl can say to you. It means she thinks you’re just a friend, and that friend is probably getting a lot more love than you are.
You: 'Hey, we’re going to the concert together.' Her: 'I love you like a brother.'
You ask her out. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a punchline.
You try to be cool. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a punchline twice.