i love you like a brother

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The worst thing a girl can say to you. It means she thinks you’re just a friend, and that friend is probably getting a lot more love than you are.

You: 'Hey, we’re going to the concert together.' Her: 'I love you like a brother.'

You ask her out. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a punchline.

You try to be cool. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a punchline twice.

A cute thing to say. It sounds nice, but it also means you're just a side dish to her main course.

You try to flirt. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish.

You text her. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish again.

You try to be funny. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish for the third time.

A phrase that sounds sweet but means you're not even on her list. It's like being told you're just the backup plan.

You tell her you like her. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like backup.

You try to be cool again. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like backup again.

You try to be funny again. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like backup for the third time.