I love Linnie
Linnie is a wild, crazy, beautiful woman who turned my life upside down. She doesn’t care if I fail at everything. She still loves me. She’s my everything and I’d punch a unicorn to make her happy.
She said I looked like a confused raccoon at my job interview. I got the job.
She told my dog I was ugly. The dog hated me.
She said my dance moves were like a cat in a blender. I still love her.