I love Linnie

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Linnie is the most annoying, amazing girl I know. She’s like a tornado in a dress and she turned my life into chaos. She’s my girlfriend, my wife, and soon my kids’ mom. I love her so much I could punch a wall just thinking about her.
She laughed at my failed attempt to cook dinner. I burned the house down. She still married me.
She told my boss I was a drama queen. I got a raise and a promotion.
She told my mom I was her best friend. My mom cried. I cried too.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Linnie is a wild, crazy, beautiful woman who turned my life upside down. She doesn’t care if I fail at everything. She still loves me. She’s my everything and I’d punch a unicorn to make her happy.
She said I looked like a confused raccoon at my job interview. I got the job.
She told my dog I was ugly. The dog hated me.
She said my dance moves were like a cat in a blender. I still love her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Linnie is the only girl who could make me cry, laugh, and punch a wall all in one day. She’s my everything. She’s my girlfriend, my wife, and one day my kids’ mom. She’s perfect and I’d die for her.
She said I was the worst boyfriend ever. I asked for a divorce. She said yes. Then she married me.
She told my boss I was a mess. I got a raise and a promotion.
She told my dog I was ugly. The dog hated me. I cried.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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