I LOVE GUM - What you say when you’re so obsessed with gum it feels like

What you say when you’re so obsessed with gum it feels like your brain is made of bubblegum.

I love gum so much I chew it in my sleep, in my dreams, and in my nightmares.

I love gum like I love my pizza, my Netflix, and my freedom.

I love gum more than I love my friends, my family, and my life.