I LOVE GUM

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What you yell when you're chewing gum and it's the best thing ever, even if you just ate a whole pizza.

I love gum so much I bit my tongue off just to get more.

I love gum like my mom loves her third divorce.

I love gum more than my dog loves my old socks.

A way to tell people you're not just a gum-eating weirdo, you're a gum legend.

I love gum so much I named my kid after a brand of gum.

I love gum like my ex loves my old phone.

I love gum more than I love my job, my boss, and my taxes.

What you say when you’re so obsessed with gum it feels like your brain is made of bubblegum.

I love gum so much I chew it in my sleep, in my dreams, and in my nightmares.

I love gum like I love my pizza, my Netflix, and my freedom.

I love gum more than I love my friends, my family, and my life.