I love balls - I love balls. I love seeing people’s faces when I grab their

I love balls. I love seeing people’s faces when I grab their balls and twist like I’m f***ing playing tug-of-war with a f***ing chicken.

I love balls. I grabbed my brother’s balls and he screamed like he was being stabbed.

I love balls. I twisted my neighbor’s balls and he fainted.

I love balls. I bit my friend’s balls and he ran out of the room crying.