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I love balls. I love eating them, squeezing them until they’re squishy, and watching people scream like a f***ing toddler who got their candy taken. Yeah, I love balls.
I love balls. I bit my cousin’s balls and he cried like a baby.
I love balls. I sat on my teacher’s balls during lunch and she gave me a D.
I love balls. I licked my dog’s balls and he chased me out of the house.