I love bagels
If you love bagels I love you. You’re so good I’d probably kiss your butt if you gave me a bagel.
He told me I loved bagels and I said I loved him but I just wanted a bagel.
She said I loved her and I said I loved her back but I really wanted a bagel.
My friend said I loved bagels and I said I loved him but I really just wanted a bagel.