I lost my crap-petite! - When you’re ready to poop, but the stink is so bad you feel

When you’re ready to poop, but the stink is so bad you feel like you just ate a whole pizza and it’s time for the punishment.

I lost my crap-petite! This bathroom is like a prison for my guts.

I was ready to go, but now I just want to die in the hallway.

I had to go, but now I'm just gonna stink like the person who left it.