I lost my crap-petite!

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When you’re dying to take a crap, but the last person in the bathroom left a stink so bad it makes you want to throw up instead of go through the pain.

I lost my crap-petite! This bathroom smells like a dead raccoon took a crap in a trash can!

I was about to go, but now I'm just gonna cry in the hallway.

I had to hold it in for 10 minutes because the air was like a fart from hell.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When your urge to poop is so strong, but the smell of the previous user makes you lose the will to live and poop at the same time.

I lost my crap-petite! This bathroom smells like someone’s old socks and a dead fish.

I was about to go, but the smell made me run to the hallway and cry.

I had to go, but now I'm just gonna sit here and stink like them.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you’re ready to poop, but the stink is so bad you feel like you just ate a whole pizza and it’s time for the punishment.

I lost my crap-petite! This bathroom is like a prison for my guts.

I was ready to go, but now I just want to die in the hallway.

I had to go, but now I'm just gonna stink like the person who left it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago