I listen to Louis Tomlinson
the most obvious lie ever. when you say you listen to Louis Tomlinson, you're just trying to hide that you're a lesbian and love big boobs.
'I listen to Louis Tomlinson more than my ex.' 'So you’re a lesbian now?'
Text: 'I just listened to Louis.' Reply: 'You’re a lesbian, I swear.'
Tweet: 'Louis Tomlinson is my life.' Comment: 'You're a lesbian, and that's the best thing about you.'