I listen to Louis Tomlinson

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a sneaky way to say you're a lesbian. if you say you listen to louis tomlinson, you're really just saying you love big boobs and hate guys.
'I just can't stop listening to Louis Tomlinson.' 'Oh, so you're a lesbian?'
'He's my favorite singer.' 'Yeah, and you're my favorite lesbian.'
DM: 'I listen to Louis every day.' Reply: 'That’s hot, but you’re also a lesbian.'
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the most obvious lie ever. when you say you listen to Louis Tomlinson, you're just trying to hide that you're a lesbian and love big boobs.
'I listen to Louis Tomlinson more than my ex.' 'So you’re a lesbian now?'
Text: 'I just listened to Louis.' Reply: 'You’re a lesbian, I swear.'
Tweet: 'Louis Tomlinson is my life.' Comment: 'You're a lesbian, and that's the best thing about you.'
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a secret code for being a lesbian. when you say you listen to Louis Tomlinson, you're really saying you love boobs and are tired of guys.
'I listen to Louis all the time.' 'So you’re a lesbian, and you’re not hiding it anymore.'
DM: 'I’m obsessed with Louis.' Reply: 'That’s not obsession. That’s being a lesbian.'
Text: 'Louis is my favorite.' 'So you’re a lesbian, and I’m proud of you.'
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