I just love your spray tan!
When a kid skips school to get a spray tan and comes back looking like they were dipped in hot sauce. Used to mock the people who think a ghost can turn into a tan overnight.
'You look like you got sprayed with tanning oil and microwaved!'
'Did you take a sick day or just want to be a tan god?'
'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to be the next tan king.'