I just love your spray tan!

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When someone fakes being sick to get out of school or work and comes back looking like a lobster. Used to tease the idiots who think a ghost can turn into a sunburn in one day.

'Hey, love your lobster tan! Did you get sick or just spray yourself?'

'You look like you were dipped in tanning oil and fried!'

'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to be a tan legend.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a kid skips school to get a spray tan and comes back looking like they were dipped in hot sauce. Used to mock the people who think a ghost can turn into a tan overnight.

'You look like you got sprayed with tanning oil and microwaved!'

'Did you take a sick day or just want to be a tan god?'

'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to be the next tan king.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When someone lies about being sick to skip work or school and comes back looking like they were dipped in tanning oil and set on fire. Used to tease the people who think a ghost can tan in one day.

'You look like you got sprayed and exploded!'

'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to be a tan superhero.'

'Did you get a sick day or just want to be the most tan kid in class?'

by Slangipedia 11d ago