I invented you
You yell it when your friend gets all the likes and then acts like you're the background noise.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'You're just the sidekick.' / You: 'I'm the main character.'
You message them: 'I invented you.' / They say: 'You're just the extra.'
In a video call, you shout: 'I invented you!' / They say, 'You're just the backup plan.'
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