I invented you

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You say this when your friend gets famous just because they're with you and then acts like they're the king of the castle while you're stuck in the dirt.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'No, I invented you.' / You: 'You didn't even exist until I showed you the light.'
You text them: 'I invented you.' / They reply: 'You're just jealous I got a million followers.'
In the middle of a concert, you yell: 'I invented you!' / They roll their eyes and say, 'Yeah, and I'm gonna take your throne.'
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You say it when your friend gets all the glory just because they're with you and then forgets you exist.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'You're just a shadow.' / You: 'At least I'm not a fake.'
You DM them: 'I invented you.' / They reply: 'You're just a has-been.'
At a party, you scream: 'I invented you!' / They laugh and say, 'You're just a footnote.'
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You yell it when your friend gets all the likes and then acts like you're the background noise.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'You're just the sidekick.' / You: 'I'm the main character.'
You message them: 'I invented you.' / They say: 'You're just the extra.'
In a video call, you shout: 'I invented you!' / They say, 'You're just the backup plan.'
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