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You say this when your friend gets famous just because they're with you and then acts like they're the king of the castle while you're stuck in the dirt.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'No, I invented you.' / You: 'You didn't even exist until I showed you the light.'
You text them: 'I invented you.' / They reply: 'You're just jealous I got a million followers.'
In the middle of a concert, you yell: 'I invented you!' / They roll their eyes and say, 'Yeah, and I'm gonna take your throne.'