I invented you
You say it when your friend gets all the glory just because they're with you and then forgets you exist.
You: 'I invented you.' / Them: 'You're just a shadow.' / You: 'At least I'm not a fake.'
You DM them: 'I invented you.' / They reply: 'You're just a has-been.'
At a party, you scream: 'I invented you!' / They laugh and say, 'You're just a footnote.'