I hope you trip up the stairs
When you’re too tired to be mean, you just yell ‘I hope you trip up the stairs’ like it’s the best insult you’ve ever come up with.
After being called a walking trash can, I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
She called me a sad hot dog and I replied with, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
He said I looked like a zombie who forgot to eat and I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’