I hope you trip up the stairs

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When someone is roasting your butt so hard you’re too lazy to think of anything else but to yell ‘I hope you trip up the stairs’ like it’s the final insult.
My cousin called me a fat donkey and I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
He said I looked like a failed pizza and I dropped the mic with ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
She said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest and I replied with ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
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You’re so mad you’re not even trying to be clever. You just scream ‘I hope you trip up the stairs’ like it’s a death sentence.
He said my math test was worse than a broken calculator and I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
She said my joke was dumber than a frog’s brain and I spat out, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
He called me a cheeseburger with no cheese and I threw my soda at him and said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
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When you’re too tired to be mean, you just yell ‘I hope you trip up the stairs’ like it’s the best insult you’ve ever come up with.
After being called a walking trash can, I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
She called me a sad hot dog and I replied with, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
He said I looked like a zombie who forgot to eat and I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
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