I Hizzy O P
It’s like IHOP, but with more drama and less syrup. You come in, you get yelled at, and you leave with a stomach ache.
My friend went to I Hizzy O P and came out screaming about the ‘burnt pancake incident.’
I Hizzy O P is the only place where the waiter asks if you want ‘extra sad’ syrup.
I tried to order a regular pancake and got a ‘mystery stack’ instead.