I Hizzy O P

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A fancy way to say International House of Pancakes, but way more trashy and greasy. It’s like the pancake version of a dumpster fire.
I went to I Hizzy O P and got a pancake that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
My mom says I Hizzy O P is the only place that serves breakfast at 3 AM and it’s still bad.
I tried the waffle hizzy and it was so soggy, I could’ve used it as a sponge.
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It’s like IHOP, but with more drama and less syrup. You come in, you get yelled at, and you leave with a stomach ache.
My friend went to I Hizzy O P and came out screaming about the ‘burnt pancake incident.’
I Hizzy O P is the only place where the waiter asks if you want ‘extra sad’ syrup.
I tried to order a regular pancake and got a ‘mystery stack’ instead.
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A place where pancakes are served like they’re royalty and you’re the last person who ever ate a waffle.
I Hizzy O P is where I went to eat and got a bill that made me want to cry.
I tried to order a ‘basic stack’ and got a pancake tower that could’ve knocked out a horse.
My dad said I Hizzy O P is the only place that charges you for the sadness of the pancakes.
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