I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

You're the person who stuck their hand in a toaster and now it's stuck there.

I followed my crush to another state, and now I'm stuck with no job and no love.

I joined a church group, and now I'm stuck singing hymns with a guy who can't read music.

I followed my brother to a new city, and now I'm stuck in a tiny apartment with no internet.