I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

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You're riding a broken donkey who's too lazy to poop, and you're the one who picked it.

I tried to follow my crush to college, but he got a job at a gas station and now he just naps.

My friend joined a band with a guy who can't play an instrument and now he's stuck in the back singing off-key.

I followed my mom to Florida, and now I'm stuck in a retirement home with her and her parrot.

You're the idiot who stuck their face in a garbage can and now they're stuck there.

I joined a gym and now I'm stuck lifting weights with a guy who can't even do push-ups.

I followed my brother to Alaska, and now I'm stuck in the snow with no heat.

I tried to be a chef and now I'm stuck working at a diner with a guy who burns every burger.

You're like a kid who put a sock in a blender and now they're stuck with a mess.

I followed my boss to a new job, and now I'm stuck working 80 hours a week with no breaks.

I tried to be a singer, and now I'm stuck singing karaoke with a guy who thinks he's Taylor Swift.

I moved to a new city with my friend, and now I'm stuck in a tiny apartment with no internet.

You're like a dog who chased a car, got hit, and now you're stuck in a ditch.

I followed my dad to his new job, and now I'm stuck working in a factory with no benefits.

I joined a group project with a guy who never showed up and now I'm stuck doing all the work.

I tried to start a business with my friend, and now I'm stuck with no money and a ton of debt.

You're the person who stuck their hand in a toaster and now it's stuck there.

I followed my crush to another state, and now I'm stuck with no job and no love.

I joined a church group, and now I'm stuck singing hymns with a guy who can't read music.

I followed my brother to a new city, and now I'm stuck in a tiny apartment with no internet.