I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

You're like a kid who put a sock in a blender and now they're stuck with a mess.

I followed my boss to a new job, and now I'm stuck working 80 hours a week with no breaks.

I tried to be a singer, and now I'm stuck singing karaoke with a guy who thinks he's Taylor Swift.

I moved to a new city with my friend, and now I'm stuck in a tiny apartment with no internet.