I haven’t seen two pretty best friends
You got two best friends. One looks hot. The other looks like a hot dog that fell in a puddle. People say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends because it’s always the same mess.
My friend Jenna is a queen. Her best friend is a greasy fry. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.
My bestie is a goddess. Her bestie is a ghost. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.
One looks like a model. The other looks like my uncle after a beer. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.