I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

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You got two best friends. One looks hot. The other looks like a hot dog that fell in a puddle. People say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends because it’s always the same mess.

My friend Jenna is a queen. Her best friend is a greasy fry. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

My bestie is a goddess. Her bestie is a ghost. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

One looks like a model. The other looks like my uncle after a beer. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Two best friends. One is pretty. The other looks like they got run over by a truck. People say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends because it’s the same every time.

My friend is a princess. Her bestie is a trash can. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

One is a beauty. The other is a blob. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

One is hot. The other is a pile of regrets. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

There’s two best friends. One is pretty. The other is a disaster. People say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends because the ugly one is always there.

My friend is a goddess. Her bestie is a raccoon. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

One is a beauty. The other is a mess. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

One looks good. The other looks like they failed life. I haven’t seen two pretty best friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago