I have two wins and you have zero - You scream at your friend because you won twice and they los

You scream at your friend because you won twice and they lost both times

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a donkey that can't even count to two.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're not even worth the time I waste talking to you.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a pizza that's missing all the cheese.