I have two wins and you have zero

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You yell at your friend when you beat them twice and they lost both times

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're the worst. You're like a baby who can't even tie their shoes.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're not even trying. You're just here to embarrass yourself.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a broken toaster that doesn't even make toast.

You scream at your friend because you won twice and they lost both times

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a donkey that can't even count to two.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're not even worth the time I waste talking to you.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a pizza that's missing all the cheese.

You talk trash to your friend because you beat them twice and they lost both times

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a chicken that can't even cross the road.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're not even trying. You're like a ghost that's not even there.

You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a burnt-out candle. You're just not good enough.