i have to wash my cat
I don’t want to be there and I don’t want to explain why. So I’m going to say I have to wash my cat, even though I don’t know what that means and I don’t care.
I said I had to wash my cat instead of telling my friend I didn’t want to go. He didn’t care. I didn’t care.
I skipped the meeting because I had to wash my cat. No one asked questions. I didn’t care.
I told my boss I had to wash my cat. He said I could go home. I didn’t care.