i have to wash my cat

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I’m too lazy to show up and I don’t care if you know it. I’m just gonna lie and say I have to wash my cat, even though I’ve never washed a cat in my life and probably never will.

I’m not coming to your party because I have to wash my cat. It’s a lie. I’m just lazy.

You asked why I’m not here. I said I had to wash my cat. It’s a lie. I’m just lazy.

I told my mom I had to wash my cat. She believed me. I’m still lazy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

I’m too tired to come and I don’t want to admit it. So I’m gonna say I have to wash my cat, even though that sounds like something a weird person would say.

I’m too tired to go to the concert. I said I had to wash my cat. It sounds weird, but I’m too tired to care.

I told my friend I had to wash my cat instead of saying I was too tired. He laughed. I didn’t care.

I skipped class to say I had to wash my cat. The teacher didn’t believe me. I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

I don’t want to be there and I don’t want to explain why. So I’m going to say I have to wash my cat, even though I don’t know what that means and I don’t care.

I said I had to wash my cat instead of telling my friend I didn’t want to go. He didn’t care. I didn’t care.

I skipped the meeting because I had to wash my cat. No one asked questions. I didn’t care.

I told my boss I had to wash my cat. He said I could go home. I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 2d ago