I have to see a man about a sandwich
What you say when your brain is so fried from bad food that you just need a sandwich and a nap, but you’re too proud to admit it.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', said after eating three tacos and realizing they were just a cruel joke from the universe.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', said to my friend while eating a sandwich in the middle of the park because I couldn’t handle the noise of the restaurant.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', said to my teacher during lunch because I was too distracted by my sandwich to listen to the lesson.