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A lie you tell when you're too lazy to eat something decent and the only thing you want is a greasy sandwich from a place that doesn't even know your name.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', said after burning my pizza and realizing the only thing I want is a ham and cheese from the 7-Eleven down the street.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', texted to my mom when I skipped breakfast and realized I needed a burger before my brain turned to mush.
'I have to see a man about a sandwich', said to my boss when I showed up late because I was arguing with the cashier about the size of my sub.