I have THIS! - What a loser says when they think they’re gonna be rich by s

What a loser says when they think they’re gonna be rich by stealing coconuts and selling them in a fancy place.

I have THIS! (while wearing a hat that says ‘Tahiti’)

I have THIS! (after eating 10 mangoes and passing gas)

I have THIS! (while trying to convince a goat to be his business partner)