I Have No Neck
A man who’s so fat, his face is basically attached to his chest, and he’s happy about it.
'I have no neck!' he told his brother, who was trying to explain what a neck is.
'I have no neck!' he said, after his wife gave him a look that said, 'I’ve seen things.'
'I have no neck!' he yelled, while trying to eat a whole pizza with his hands.