I Have No Neck
A man who looks like a sack of potatoes, and he’s not even trying to hide it.
'I have no neck!' he told his mom, who had just asked him to stop eating ice cream.
'I have no neck!' he said, as he tried to wear a collar and it fell off.
'I have no neck!' he yelled, as he tried to do a headstand and it looked like a disaster.