i have no gf goodnight - A man’s way of saying he’s out of luck and no woman wants hi

A man’s way of saying he’s out of luck and no woman wants his stinky feet.

I have no gf goodnight. I tried to propose to my mom and she said no.

I have no gf goodnight. My socks are coming off and I don’t care.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna eat pizza and call my brother.