Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sad way of saying you’re alone and no woman wants you tonight.

I have no gf goodnight. My dog’s getting more attention than me.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna eat cereal for dinner and cry.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna text my ex and then delete it.

2

A desperate attempt to tell the world you’re single and probably ugly.

I have no gf goodnight. My mirror just laughed at me.

I have no gf goodnight. I tried to flirt with a barista and she said no.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna watch cat videos and pretend I’m rich.

3

A man’s way of saying he’s out of luck and no woman wants his stinky feet.

I have no gf goodnight. I tried to propose to my mom and she said no.

I have no gf goodnight. My socks are coming off and I don’t care.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna eat pizza and call my brother.

4

A loud cry from a lonely heart who’s too tired to fight for love.

I have no gf goodnight. I tried to get a date and got rejected by three girls.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna text my crush and then forget about it.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m too tired to even text my crush.

5

A man’s way of telling the world he’s not worth the time and probably smells bad.

I have no gf goodnight. I took a shower and it still didn’t help.

I have no gf goodnight. I tried to impress a girl and she left.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna play video games and forget about life.

6

A sad, angry, and very tired way of saying no woman wants you and you’re done fighting.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna eat ice cream and cry about it.

I have no gf goodnight. I just got dumped and I don’t care.

I have no gf goodnight. I’m gonna text my crush and then delete it.