I have boner
When you say 'I have boner,' you're basically declaring war on all the pretty people nearby. Expect a lot of fast sex and even faster regret.
'I have boner,' he said at the party. She grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him into the kitchen.
'I have boner,' he DM'd her. She replied with a selfie wearing nothing but a smile.
'I have boner,' he shouted in the grocery store. The cashier gave him a weird look and didn't charge him for the candy.