I have boner

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Saying 'I have boner' is like throwing a meaty grenade at a group of hot girls. It usually starts a wild sex party.
'I have boner,' he said in the middle of the bar. The whole table stared at him like he was a lunatic.
'I have boner,' she texted him during class. He got kicked out for laughing too hard.
'I have boner,' he blurted out in the elevator. She kissed him before the doors closed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you say 'I have boner,' you're basically declaring war on all the pretty people nearby. Expect a lot of fast sex and even faster regret.
'I have boner,' he said at the party. She grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him into the kitchen.
'I have boner,' he DM'd her. She replied with a selfie wearing nothing but a smile.
'I have boner,' he shouted in the grocery store. The cashier gave him a weird look and didn't charge him for the candy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Saying 'I have boner' is like giving a hot girl a free pass to beat you up with her fists. You'll probably end up in bed with her before the night is over.
'I have boner,' he said at the gym. She gave him a wink and followed him to the weight room.
'I have boner,' he texted her during a Zoom call. She laughed so hard her mom walked in.
'I have boner,' he yelled at the bus stop. She gave him a kiss and skipped off like a kid.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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